First ( and possibly last ) blog eva!!!

This is our first blog, and possibly the last one, so anyone who reads this is probably bored to tears. Notice the 'we'. If you don't, you're probably as stupid as Boomer. And Boomer is stupid. REALLY STUPID.
Now, we are not sure what stupid things to tell you, so we'll just tell you about a (thing) named Boomer.These are some of the details about it.

Nickname : Boomer
Real Name : Booomer

Age : (Mentality : 1) (Biological : Stupid. Plain Stupid)
Gender : Not sure. By the looks of it, it doesn't have one.
Zodiac : Ass
Weight : If it's as heavy (and fat) as it looks, probably 500 Metric Tons.
Height : Do you measure by feet, centimetres, or ugly?
I.Q : We'd like to give it a negative number, but it knows how to say 'du duz' so we'll give it a 1, maybe even a 2 for 'du duz' being a two syllable word.
Stupidity : 100%
Hobbies : 1: Vomiting at passerbys
2:Doing Du Duz
3:Eating Du Duz
4:Doing Du Duz on itself.
5:Doing Du Duz. Then eating them.
6.Doing Du Duz, then eating them. ALL THE TIME.*Apparently its hobbies are the only things its good at.

Friends : Real ones? None. Antisocial freak-pals? plenty. Most of them are nonexistant.
We're tired now so we'll just give you a summary on Boomer. Its stupid, digusting, stupid, fat, ugly, stupid, good at making du duz, and stupid.

*Boomer is not a work of art (except in Left 4 Dead ). It exists, in a class named 1E. We're not gonna say the school's name except its in Malaysia. Puchong.

*Du duz means poop.

*Don't forget to watch Boomer's World on Astro TVIQ, Channel 552 every Friday 9p.m. We wonder how this show is educational for children, and you'll wonder too when you see Boomer's picture.

*Boomer is fat. And stupid.

*Also here is Boomer depicted in a real life

picture.

*THIS IS THE REAL BOOMER. AND TRUST US, IT'S WORSE THAN THE LEFT 4 DEAD ONE.