Dawn of HELGA

While some of you have noticed, this blog revolves around the stupidity of Sakai & Boomer. Code name R.E.T.A.R.D.S For those of you who don't know what R.E.T.A.R.D.S means, its Ridiculously Extremely Tremendously Awfully REALLY Dimwitted Suckers. NOW YOU KNOW.
Anyway, a new breed of retard has emerged. The HELGA. This retard is the most dangerous of all. Unlike Boomer & Sakai who just go about eating du duz, the Helga goes about stalking people, then they proceed to steal your personal items like underwear and worship it. It may not sound like much, but just you wait...... For those of you who don't know, the Helga's habitat is Class 1Delta, and the FAT girls toilet so you people from SMKBPJ(B) had better beware.

Anyway, as we usually do, here's a summary of the retard known
only as Helga.

Name : Helga Grigorius Reichshit Loolapalakasuuza Fawntanilla.


Age :We just discovered it today as it was stalking us
back home from school.


Sex :It kinda, just kinda looks like a girl. Kinda.

Mentality : dUh!


Weight:Half a Sakai multiplied by two Boomers.

Height:60 dOh!s.

I.Q: Over -5 dOh!s (it's less than -1000 normal I.Q. score)
*dOh! is used as a universal retard measurement

Hobby: Stalking people and begging for used toilet paper. When we say used, we mean you've wiped your ass with it.

Religion : The Great Retard Bobo Sh@warna L337 ZoRz Du Duzimorizo

We're sorry for the small amount of details but due
to the fact that this Retard is much more obese and disturbing than the others, we have to wear a special suit just to get within 10 metres of it.

The ~~~~ Anti-Retard Suit.

A man in a weird hazmat suit trying to kill
a Helga. Whats wrong?

Now we show you what a Helga looks like. P.S the camera greatly reduces the ugliness of a Helga.
The power of Cybershot. That thing in her arms is a heap of used toilet papers. After being put in the microwave for three hours.






*If you see a Helga, do not alert it to your presence, for it will chase you around yelling: "DUH!!!!!HGSDKAPA!!!!!DUDUDUDUDUDZZZZZZ!!!!! and try to kiss you. I know, its disturbing. So, find a weapon (Perfume and nice smelling things work nicely against the stink of the Helga, and chopsticks are excellent for pulling out its brain. Careful, some of them don't have brains.)


*If you like the Helga or anything else that is stupid and retarted, visit www.retardsarecool.com. Then you will be an official Retard and we'll and your name to the list of WWR (World Wide Retards)


*If you want to learn more about retards, go to www.dudubleakretard.com or www.chopsticksandperfumes.net.



*Anti-Retard equipment is sold in every Minitoons™ store.


*Helga is seen on Boomer's World too, and in case you forgot, its every Friday 9.00p.m on Channel 552 , TVIQ.